Smosh Smosh Smosh

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
Via Half of what I say is meaningless

braaklyn:

I DON’T KNOW WHY

BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: nerdsculture)


Via hello yuu guys

People who say smosh isn’t funny anymore.

(Source: boxmans-girlfriend)

Via LET'S GET SAUCY


galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over

Via Half of what I say is meaningless







smoshic:

The best firetrucking song ever.


Via Smoshic


smoshinging:

Ugh stop.



smoshinging:

I know what you guys are thinking.


Via Na Na Firetrucking niii






danisnotontop:

once-lers-waifu:

I don’t know why
But I find this extremely funny
Someone tell me why

He looks so happy

like he’s just trapped a bunch of people in there

“I’ll see you in hell, motherfuckers!”


how to kiss

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(Source: conversationparade)

Via thefaggotmonster

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