if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
I don’t know why
But I find this extremely funny
Someone tell me whyHe looks so happy
like he’s just trapped a bunch of people in there
“I’ll see you in hell, motherfuckers!”
how to kiss
Via thefaggotmonster
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(Source: conversationparade)








